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    #AvengeSteve2012

    Not many of you will know this, but it is about time.


    A long time ago, I had a penguin called Steve.

    He wasn't and ordinary penguin, he had so much dopeswag, he had to go to the hospital daily to make sure he could live.
    I then decided he needed better, as the conditions we had weren't suited.
    OOO had just introduced penguins, not many people knew what to do.
    I spent 100k poe and 100 doubloons to get Steve, it was worth every single PoE.
    We shared a ship, puzzled together and earned it all, we even had lots to spare.
    Steve suggested that I help others, so I gave 100 doubloons to Toxic, so he himself could get a penguin.
    Though Toxic was on another ocean, our penguins would be forever connected.
    Atleast, that is what I thought.

    This was the first betrayal.
    I soon found out, that Toxic never used then doubloons to buy a penguin, but could not break the news to Steve.
    He was so kind hearted, yet bad news seemed to put him under pressure to make things better.
    Though I could forgive Toxic, I knew deep down that Steve never could.
    I told Steve that Toxic's penguin was simply out of contact, and that they would never meet.
    Two penguins on one wavelength, yet on a totally different plane of existence.
    This slowly tore me apart, I had failed Steve, yet I was determined to make it upto him.
    I made an alt, on the same ocean as Toxic.
    I statted day and night, to be able to run citadels to be able to get another penguin, so Steve would truly never be alone.
    I finally managed it, and with Toxic's help, I was able to run on citadels, to make that extra PoE to save Steve.
    I was finally happy again, I could truly give Steve what he deserved, and more.
    But one ocean was not enough.
    I had to go back to hunter...


    This was the second betrayal.
    I moved back onto Hunter, so I could spend more time with Steve.
    We were a happy pair, always laughing and joking with eachother and those around us.
    But my statting capabilities were below what they used to be, so I could not get the required stats to go on citadel runs.
    A friend came upto me, he was kindhearted and wanted to help out.
    He offered to do the stats I couldn't do, for free.
    I was overjoyed, Steve could get the lifestyle I dreamed for him, no more doctors appointments or being poor.
    But then, everything went downhill.
    My friend, who I still regret meeting to this day, is none other than Mehfailz x3.
    He was too good with the foil, people complained that he was modding or cheating.
    I grew nervous, Mehfailz was tainted, I could loose everything.
    But that didn't matter, aslong as I had Steve, I would be ok.
    But it was too late...

    I ran with Steve, to take him over to my friend, Kandor.
    I tried to give him the ship as a save place to hide, but it was too late.
    The ocean masters had found me...
    I had lost Steve.

    Within an instant, Steve disappeared from my life, with no kind last words or memories to treasure as our last moment together.
    I cried in angush, but then the Ocean masters turned to me too...
    I knew it was not over.

    They tormented me, without Steve I was just a shell, with no emotions to fill me.
    Everything I had worked for, for Steve, for Toxic, had gone to waste.
    Yet, I felt happy.
    I felt that Steve had gone to a better place...

    His life with me wasn't perfect, but we enjoyed each others company.
    I knew I would never forget Steve, and to this day I have still not.

    I will remember you forever Steve.

    あなたは永遠の至福に住んでいるかもしれません。

    I thank all those who helped me, through the good times, and the bad.
    Through the rain, and the shine.
    Through the storms and the summer sun.

    I will never forget you.

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    Disclaimer:

    This is a true story.
    This is not spam, I think Steve should be remembered.
    100 Dubs may not be much to you, but with what I could earn, it was a lot.
    Thank you...
    All.
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    Bitches.
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    tl;dr

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    Gay seal > Penguins...

    'Nuff said.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pain View Post
    Gay seal > Penguins...

    'Nuff said.
    Heartless fucker.

    I ban you from all my threads.

    May any moderator delete all his posts on my threads please?

    Thank you.
    Bitches.
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    I don't know how to react with this, lol. Either your a fail troll or you have WAY to much time on your hands, gave me a good laugh though. Thanks!

    (No Offence Intended)
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    Quote Originally Posted by KraddyYPP View Post
    I don't know how to react with this, lol. Either your a fail troll or you have WAY to much time on your hands, gave me a good laugh though. Thanks!

    (No Offence Intended)
    Mehfailz wont buy me another penguin.
    Bitches.
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    I wept as I read this epic tale.
    #AvengeSteve2012

    Mehfailz will get what's coming to him in the end...
    27th June, 2010 - 11th August, 2012

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pwnage View Post
    I wept as I read this epic tale.
    #AvengeSteve2012

    Mehfailz will get what's coming to him in the end...
    I have a gay friend called Toxic...

    I was gonna get him to do something to mehfailz...

    Buttfuckit
    Bitches.
    Quote Originally Posted by killakilla View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zulzarax View Post
    I have a gay friend called Toxic...

    I was gonna get him to do something to mehfailz...

    Buttfuckit
    Whoa, I did nazi that cumming!
    Pain likes this.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zulzarax View Post
    Heartless fucker.

    I ban you from all my threads.

    May any moderator delete all his posts on my threads please?

    Thank you.
    Heartless?.. Please.. That's a compliment!

    Ban me? pfft... Good luck getting me banned over something so small ;p

    Deleting the post is fine by me I have enough to spare.
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