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    US Election



    Anyway, I'm Australian and never really looked into views of either parties, here's a spot for discussion about the recent election

    Go! Discuss!

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    I lost money i bet on the wrong person xD

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    i love it. thats good
    Last edited by Griffith; 11-07-2012 at 10:05 PM.

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    I myself am from Europe, and here we are very happy for the re-election of Obama, he has always been the favourite!

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    This election was a joke. How are you supposed to vote? Both candidates are lying idiots, and a third party will never win.

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    sathion, thats because europeans are more liberal. and obama is a socialist. it would make sense that europe would want him. bunch of commys....

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    Quote Originally Posted by fallenangel View Post
    sathion, thats because europeans are more liberal. and obama is a socialist. it would make sense that europe would want him. bunch of commys....
    This week's stereotypical American comment was brought to you by Pizza Hut, because only in America can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tim View Post
    only in America can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
    That's because Pizza Hut is owned by the private sector, something that deserves more respect by our president.

    Anyway, I agree with Champ. This election sucked in every way. Bad candidates, incredibly rotten campaigns, and more selfishness among our nation (as a whole) than I have ever seen in my lifetime.
    Skype - wastedbro

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    I thought it appropriate after an election to re-circulate this gem:

    * * *

    To the citizens of the United States of America from Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II:

    In light of your immediate failure to financially manage yourselves and also in recent years your tendency to elect incompetent Presidents of the USA and therefore not able to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective immediately. (You should look up ‘revocation’ in the Oxford English Dictionary.)

    Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II will resume monarchical duties over all states, commonwealths, and territories (except Kansas, which she does not fancy).

    Your new Prime Minister, David Cameron, will appoint a Governor for America without the need for further elections.

    Congress and the Senate will be disbanded. A questionnaire may be circulated sometime next year to determine whether any of you noticed.

    To aid in the transition to a British Crown dependency, the following rules are introduced with immediate effect:

    1. The letter ‘U’ will be reinstated in words such as ‘colour,’ ‘favour,’ ‘labour’ and ‘neighbour.’ Likewise, you will learn to spell ‘doughnut’ without skipping half the letters, and the suffix ‘-ize’ will be replaced by the suffix ‘-ise.’Generally, you will be expected to raise your vocabulary to acceptable levels. (look up ‘vocabulary’).

    2. Using the same twenty-seven words interspersed with filler noises such as ”like’ and ‘you know’ is an unacceptable and inefficient form of communication. There is no such thing as U.S. English. We will let Microsoft know on your behalf. The Microsoft spell-checker will be adjusted to take into account the reinstated letter ‘u' and the elimination of ‘-ize.’

    3. July 4th will no longer be celebrated as a holiday.

    4. You will learn to resolve personal issues without using guns, lawyers, or therapists. The fact that you need so many lawyers and therapists shows that you’re not quite ready to be independent. Guns should only be used for shooting grouse. If you can’t sort things out without suing someone or speaking to a therapist, then you’re not ready to shoot grouse.

    5. Therefore, you will no longer be allowed to own or carry anything more dangerous than a vegetable peeler. Although a permit will be required if you wish to carry a vegetable peeler in public.

    6. All intersections will be replaced with roundabouts, and you will start driving on the left side with immediate effect. At the same time, you will go metric with immediate effect and without the benefit of conversion tables. Both roundabouts and metrication will help you understand the British sense of humour.

    7. The former USA will adopt UK prices on petrol (which you have been calling gasoline) of roughly $10/US gallon. Get used to it.)

    8.You will learn to make real chips. Those things you call French fries are not real chips, and those things you insist on calling potato chips are properly called crisps. Real chips are thick cut, fried in animal fat, and dressed not with catsup but with vinegar.

    9. The cold, tasteless stuff you insist on calling beer is not actually beer at all. Henceforth, only proper British Bitter will be referred to as beer, and European brews of known and accepted provenance will be referred to as Lager. New Zealand beer is also acceptable, as New Zealand is pound for pound the greatest sporting nation on earth and it can only be due to the beer. They are also part of the British Commonwealth – see what it did for them. American brands will be referred to as Near-Frozen Gnat’s Urine, so that all can be sold without risk of further confusion.

    God Save the Queen.


    ON TOPIC:

    Obama wants the Uk to talk with Argentina over the Falklands, So that shows his intelligence.

    Romney well let's just say he's the US version of our current PM
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    Quote Originally Posted by wastedbro View Post
    more selfishness among our nation (as a whole) than I have ever seen in my lifetime.
    Coming from a person who decided on a whim to steal money from a kid on-line for no reason, this is a pretty bold statement.
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